So was it really necessary to message me several times about getting the papers signed? That's a rhetorical question in case you were wondering. And really? 2 messages in a 4 hour span? I'll be there...with bells on...I swear. Okay, maybe not with bells but you get my point.
Let us remind you who wanted this divorce...yeah, ME! So of course I will show up to sign on the dotted line. AND even if I didn't I could still get the notary to sign it in my own time. I seriously want this thing done as soon as possible. It was you only a short time ago who was proposing to stayed married forever... out of convenience. Now you're all pushy about it. Listen Bub, I had to wait 2 years for you to agree to this whole thing. So chill the fuck out!
Let us remind you who wanted this divorce...yeah, ME! So of course I will show up to sign on the dotted line. AND even if I didn't I could still get the notary to sign it in my own time. I seriously want this thing done as soon as possible. It was you only a short time ago who was proposing to stayed married forever... out of convenience. Now you're all pushy about it. Listen Bub, I had to wait 2 years for you to agree to this whole thing. So chill the fuck out!