Okay, unless your a super huge, saggy woman, or a man...Yuck, man boobs! Well summer's here and there is no better way to kick it off than by gettin out the legs and cleavage. I must admit that I am quite a fan of my legs and cleavage. And I know some of my friends like the cleavage too! Good stuff...
So feelin' all good and stuff, I go to renew a library book online -- easy, convenient, painless....HA! I try to log into my account and the stupid library set me up for failure! Assholes, OH and they called me an ass. Recently they changed to some swanky new system. Well here's my review...it sucks! Apparently I had logged in before and have a password. Can I remember it? Of course not. So I do what we all do, start typing in likely suspects. I was thinkin', "Cool, I've got 10 tries. Way better than the 3 or 5 I usually get and then the lock out." So I typed in 6 likely suspects. Then I got scared -- they lock you out, I don't want to be locked out. So I thought, well, maybe I don't really have a password, I'll sign up for one. Nope, they were nice enough to remind me I have one and whatever I typed did not match their records...NO SHIT! Fuck, libraries are mean. Then I go back and ask them to email me my password. This is where the fucking library set me up for failure...Apparently I was allowed to register without an email address on file. What the hell kind of scam are they running down there? Who the fuck does this? Stupid library. Oh, and it did call me an ass! I swear. At one point when I was typing in random ass passwords, the page began to load and it said, "There is no password assi" Now at a quick glance does it not look like it's calling me an ass WITH an exclamation? Yes, it does...meanies. It continued to load and something about, "There is no password assigned..."
So here I am with great legs, cleavage and an overdue library book.
So feelin' all good and stuff, I go to renew a library book online -- easy, convenient, painless....HA! I try to log into my account and the stupid library set me up for failure! Assholes, OH and they called me an ass. Recently they changed to some swanky new system. Well here's my review...it sucks! Apparently I had logged in before and have a password. Can I remember it? Of course not. So I do what we all do, start typing in likely suspects. I was thinkin', "Cool, I've got 10 tries. Way better than the 3 or 5 I usually get and then the lock out." So I typed in 6 likely suspects. Then I got scared -- they lock you out, I don't want to be locked out. So I thought, well, maybe I don't really have a password, I'll sign up for one. Nope, they were nice enough to remind me I have one and whatever I typed did not match their records...NO SHIT! Fuck, libraries are mean. Then I go back and ask them to email me my password. This is where the fucking library set me up for failure...Apparently I was allowed to register without an email address on file. What the hell kind of scam are they running down there? Who the fuck does this? Stupid library. Oh, and it did call me an ass! I swear. At one point when I was typing in random ass passwords, the page began to load and it said, "There is no password assi" Now at a quick glance does it not look like it's calling me an ass WITH an exclamation? Yes, it does...meanies. It continued to load and something about, "There is no password assigned..."
So here I am with great legs, cleavage and an overdue library book.