_____ like a motherfuck is the best simile ever. At first I was going to do an ABC list, but Fuck it that takes too much energy. I'd rather use that energy in finding my next drink. I was thinking that you can put any verb in the blank and have an awesome simile. Let me give you some examples...
Sing like a motherfuck... as in: she can sing like a motherfuck. You know she is a good singer!
Cheats like a motherfuck... as in; He cheats like a motherfuck. I actually used that sentence recently.
Drives like a motherfuck... as in: He drives like a motherfuck. Yeah, that would be a shitty driver.
I could go on, but you probably get my point
Sing like a motherfuck... as in: she can sing like a motherfuck. You know she is a good singer!
Cheats like a motherfuck... as in; He cheats like a motherfuck. I actually used that sentence recently.
Drives like a motherfuck... as in: He drives like a motherfuck. Yeah, that would be a shitty driver.
I could go on, but you probably get my point