Back to that party from the other night...They start you off easy. They show you that they are not all dildos and vibrators. They're sort of like a man picking up a woman. They woo you! Well, the first product up was Bosom Buddy. This is a multitasking product. First we dipped our pen toppers, yeah those cute little penises, in. Then you had your choice. Use it as a lip balm or apply it to your nipple. Never fails, there's one in every crowd. Yes, one of the ladies...who was REALLY looking forward to this party...happily applied it to her nipple. Maybe a little too happily!
Of course there was the pheromone enhancer, hand warmer/massager thingy, body spray (which brings out the colors in your tattoo -- yup, tried this one out), the wet spot dryer-upper -- this let to a rousing TMI discussion on the virtues of towels and the 'drip factor', a throat relaxer (get your mind in the gutter and you'll know what I'm talking about), and of course lubricants -- of all sensations, textures, and flavors.
Then we went on to play a stimulating game of 'Pass The Penis'. Actually it was a foot long double dong. Boy did that thing flop around.
See non-kinky. Please note that I am in no way endorsing (or not endorsing) any product(s).
Of course there was the pheromone enhancer, hand warmer/massager thingy, body spray (which brings out the colors in your tattoo -- yup, tried this one out), the wet spot dryer-upper -- this let to a rousing TMI discussion on the virtues of towels and the 'drip factor', a throat relaxer (get your mind in the gutter and you'll know what I'm talking about), and of course lubricants -- of all sensations, textures, and flavors.
Then we went on to play a stimulating game of 'Pass The Penis'. Actually it was a foot long double dong. Boy did that thing flop around.
See non-kinky. Please note that I am in no way endorsing (or not endorsing) any product(s).