I'm taking a short break from the party stuff to talk about Panda's newest obsession...the afghan. I was sitting on the couch earlier this evening with the afghan close at hand; when Panda started 'eying' Samson. I just thought he was in a mood to play and challenge Samson's dominance. Um, not so much. As it turns out, Panda was horny. Ewww, this is almost as bad as walking in on your parents 'doing it'. He's fixed, there really shouldn't be a sex drive right? Fuck, I should really brush up on this shit. Anyway, Panda then started to bite the afghan, which pissed me off. I mean, my grandma made it, knock that shit off! Thoroughly confused, I left the room to check my email. While in my office I hear Panda moving about in the living room. So I get up to check out what all the commotion was about. He had managed to drag the afghan onto the floor in order to have his way with it...NICE. And like an embarrassed teenager, he stopped the minute he figured out I was in the room. Do I really want to find Panda spooge on my grandmother's afghan? Not so much...Damn dog! Now he's just passed out on 'his couch'. He's such a male!